And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
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Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
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She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.