so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
