Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
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Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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