i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
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Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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