are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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