Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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