The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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