like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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