So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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