you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
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im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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