I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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