Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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