is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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