is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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