Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
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She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize