I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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