hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
tonight lets celebrate not being married
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
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i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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