i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
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