I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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