Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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