Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
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It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
did you just send me my own nude
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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