i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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