are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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