But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
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