Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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