that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
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Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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