if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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