hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
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Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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