Where did you get a picture of my penis
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
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He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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