You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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