There is no way he is gay with that hair.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We talked him into tasing himself.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
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