Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
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i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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