fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
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I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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