the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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