Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
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You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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