i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Randomize
