Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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