I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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