Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
