Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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