Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
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I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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