cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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