i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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