its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
so let's talk penis.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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