I'm really into asian looking animals
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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