yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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