Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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