maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
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I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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