Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Randomize
