I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Farmville is her only friend.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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