just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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