dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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