i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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