? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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