i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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