Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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