Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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