Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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